Monday, 26 October 2009

Before I go.. Brush up on your French, whisper 'embrace moi' to your lover and see if it causes a stirring in the trouser section.

The Erection section...How often are we deceived by men's packets? There are many guides to size, I personally have tried guessing from the look of hands and feet, nose and many other ways... Let me know your tricks for estimating the erection! I suppose the only surefire way is to get up close and slow dance. Unless a friend can give a reference.

Finally, E is for Equal opportunities Employer. Be one- step out of your safety zone when dating. Try someone older/younger/richer/poorer. Don't always stick to your usual types- you may be pleasantly surprised by them (and let me know if the estimated erection plans work!)

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