A is for advocado...now some people believe that smearing this green gunge on your face might be beneficial...I say forget it. A should be for ANUSOL! That's right- it's bum cream but this really works! It tightens and firms your skin. Mix with foundation or use after moisturiser.

A is also for Apemen...you know the type- the ones who feel it necessary to grunt in bed. Only really acceptable if you're doing a dress-up fantasy Tarzan and Jane style. Do yourself a favour and dump the hairy brute before he loses all power of speech.

A is for Armani- fabulous if you can afford it, if not think strong lines, amazing cuts and simplistic stying.